Witty Revolt

Welcome to Witty Revolt, where rebellion meets style, and self-expression is not just a right—it’s a lifestyle. Based in Richland, WA, and founded by a retired Police Lieutenant and unapologetic patriot, we believe in your freedom to wear what defines you. 💥

Get ready to turn heads with our collection of trucker hats that shout your personality louder than a protest megaphone. 🔊 Customize your vibe with patches, pins, and hat chains—because blending in? That’s for undercover agents, not bold style rebels like you. And don't forget your four-legged crew—our hilariously rebellious dog poo bags will add just the right amount of attitude to your walks. 🐾

But that’s just the beginning. Our handmade bougie shower caps will have strangers stopping you to ask, “Where did you get that?!” Personalization is our game—T-shirts, sweatshirts, tumblers, coasters (neoprene, slate, or ceramic), slate memorials, luggage tags, ceramic mugs, and more, all customizable to scream YOU. Every item is crafted with flair, attitude, and originality.

Want to make your kitchen a little more badass? Our towels aren’t here to play nice—they’re bold, edgy, and ready to take on any mess with a rebel’s spirit. 💪

At Witty Revolt, we don’t just sell stuff—we create statements. From laser projects to our on-site hat bar, we’re your one-stop shop for all things original, bold, and unapologetically you. Join the revolution. Your wardrobe—and your freedom to be yourself—will never be the same.